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05/20/14 07:41:31
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Britney Spears: Platinum Blonde
Hey Britney:
This is secret service two. You just dyed your hair platinum blonde? Is there anything I should be concerned about? I need you babe and I adore you as unto Mary. When are we going to sign your paintings? Now is the time... especially the one your wearing the invisible "candies" in. AKA: Pantaloons and Bra-top. I'm related to Fred Perry Tennis Attire. I watch Paris Hilton like a Hawk and Ralph Lauren Polo. The thing is with your last run-in with "Mind, Body and Soul" by: Don Campbell. I always shaved my head on St. Valentine Day in memory of my cousin: John Paul Pedjoe III who was struck down by a drunken driver in Dayton Ohio at 15 years of age. I was 15 then also, and we had made a deal at 10 years old, that he was going to join the Air Force and I was said to: "live on the family name." Now I live a double life, one as a CIA Rogue (I'm not suppose to tell you that) and one as a pseudo-husbandman. I was secret service one for Caroline Kennedy and oft times still am. So you became easy to watch over... set in your sunken living room at the Beverly Hills Brat Hotel and would watch you sneak out the house and stay awake till you made it home safely. Do you know I painted that painting from 7am to 3pm on Super Bowl Sunday and who won the Super Bowl then? Smile! I did! When the Tampa Bay Buccaneers won. When the game started, there was a "black-out" in my neighborhood, but I had finished your work of art, as I said: 3pm. Do you know you can get $100,000.00 per Hi-Def print of that painting, as unto Picasso. Your famous. Of course you can. But as for platinum blonde hair... your not toying with Marilyn Monroe are you? Like: Mind Body and Soul by: Keith Campbell a college book I had. Your very beautiful and a major asset to America and the World. Why dost thou mourn? I'll tell you a joke? You'll remember this: for a fudgesicle! Spanky and The Gang? "Hi Crabby" you know why he said that? His Uncle told him she had "crabs" before! Shut her right the heck up... Now be safe. I have you as promised... a future President of the United States. Your offsets were just because you were vulnerable... which means rape. Just like Kay Arthur. I don't need a testimony. It's over! Your forgiven and have a clean image. Three Cheers! Enjoy your new hairdo. Amen


I thought you'd be interested in this. Click on the link to Browse Inside and start reading the book.

http://www.harpercollins.com/browseinside/index.aspx?

Dreams for Global Imperialism....
Brought To You by: UFO-RIDER
Signed:
David M. Pedjoe


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