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Thread: Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to Know

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    Originally posted by sargonic1
    They think I'm an A.s..s.hole.. HAHA. Yet they can't get rid of the thoughts I hurt them with.
    And here is the reason why, hon:

    Originally posted by sargonic1Give me some lotion and a porn mag. She'll be on my mind.
    Do i need to explain?

    Then again, you're a mere 20...i guess that was to be expected...

    *waving my b!tch flag proudly*


    Originally posted by rustcwc
    there's no one i'm afraid to tangle with....lol....well except maybe amyagogo and that's just cuz i'm in love with her...lol....and she might take off with my roller skates and Xanadu collectibles....
    FEAR ME *dangles skate key*

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    (----being a good boy...i swear.....
    ...the revolution will be synthesized...

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    Originally posted by amyagogo


    And here is the reason why, hon:



    Do i need to explain?

    Then again, you're a mere 20...i guess that was to be expected...

    *waving my b!tch flag proudly*




    FEAR ME *dangles skate key*

    mmmmmm ammyyyyyy wheres that botle of that Scotch Whisky mmm found it and the cherry coke wanna get pissed i let you go and skate with rustcw ... ill break in to the discoskateing hall and dj ...oh well youll have to put up with the cartoon Racoons theme song run with us......duran duran and a drunk little kirlian falling over the place looking for UK size 12 rollerskates....damm feet far to big god missed my feet and hit my penis ..damm lol
    music for deviant boy\'s and girls f**k playing master and servent\'s
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    Originally posted by amyagogo


    And here is the reason why, hon:



    Do i need to explain?

    Then again, you're a mere 20...i guess that was to be expected...

    *waving my b!tch flag proudly*




    FEAR ME *dangles skate key*
    Thank you. Maybe if you were to include the rest of my paragraph you would realize that my intentions were to be a bit sarcastic sweetie. About the a_hole thing....well I just don't give any respect towards women that think they're the s.h.it. So they hate the fact I don't pay attention to their obnoxious behavior. Thus, they think I'm an A_hole! With the porn mag and lotion comment...My point was to give you an example of how much I love it when women are forward and know what they what without the undesired actions they choose to make in a sense that I feel it's unwomanly. I maybe 20 but what does that have anything to do with a porn mag and lotion. There are men that are so helpless they cannot resort to anything else. Their sex lives consits of teenage porn and a canister of lubricant. You really need to put a little more thought into what you type before you submit your reply. I'm stubborn with my opinions, but I love myself for doing so. AND that's about the ONLY thing I love about myself....other than my taste in music. I don't get the best of people through the internet only because my tone of language may be profoundly hurtful, yet I have only good intentions. I care for your opinion because it makes me stronger. Here's My apology in advance...sorry.

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    heard about the security guard and the lost 6 year old girl at the mall

    situation :


    Security Guard - "where's your mommy little girl?"

    Little 6 year old girl - "I want my mommy(crying)"

    Security Guard - "well whats your mommys name so I can page her?"

    Little 6 year old girl - "I want my mommy, mommy(crying harder)"


    Security guard takes the little girl to the lost and found where theres a pager to page the mom



    Security Guard - "ok, little girl, one more time, whats your mommy's name?"

    Little 6 year old girl - "mommy"

    Security Guard - "hmmm, ok then, what does your daddy call your mommy?"

    Little 6 year old girl - "b.itch."


    ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

    hold the applause ladies and gentlemen..

    ok now you can applause .....

    (doing the Jacki Chan karate chop, "hiiiiiyaaaaaaaa")
    \"don\'t tell me, don\'t tell me, Depeche Mode right, yeahhh I like his stuff. Keep it up.

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