For those of you who missed it: Fletch has a solo album!!!

test · July 9th, 2002, 09:37 PM

This was originally posted under a thread called "to the Martin lovers". I am posting it again here because I think a lot of people didn't get to read it and enjoy it.

After years of having his musical ability questioned, Fletch has a solo album coming out.

It's called:

Are you ready?

Are you sure?

Clap On, Clap Off
Songs of The Rhythmically Challenged

Featuring the following a capella-clapping songs:

Clap On, Clap Off
If You're Fletch And You Know It Clap Your Hands
Hands Up, Baby Hands Up (Remixed by Flood)
Wave Your Hands In The Air

And solo clapping interpretations of DM classics:

Dreaming Of Clapping
Boys Say Clap!
I Sometimes Wish I Was Clapping
Clap Machine (My Name Is Fletch)
Clap! Clap! Clap!
Any Second Now (Clapping)
Just Can�t Clap Enough
Clap In Silence (Late At Night Mix)
My Secret Clapping (Masturbation Mix)
Nothing To Clap About
The Meaning Of Clapping
Further Excerpts From: My Secret Clapping
A Photograph Of Clapping (Live)
Shouldn�t Have Clapped That
The Sun, The Rainfall & The Clapping
Clapping, In Itself
More Than A Clapping
Everyone Claps (In Large Amounts)
Two Minute Clapping (Extended Remix)
The Landscape Is Clapping
And Then� Clapping
Clapping (Now This Is Fun Mix)
Get The Clapping Right! (Combination Mix)
Something To Clap About
Clap To Me
It Doesn�t Clap
People Are Clapping People (Live)
Stories Of Clapping
Somebody Clapping
Master Clapping Servant On The Behind
If You Want Clapping (You Came To The Right Place Mix)
Blasphemous Clapping (Little Altar Boy Mix)
Black Clapping Celebration (Martin Luther King, Jr. Mix)
Fly Clapping On The Windshield (Splat Mix)
A Question Of Clapping (Why Not? Mix)
Clapping Sometimes
It Doesn�t Clap Too
Clapping Stripped (Naked Mix)
Here Is The House (Where I Clap)
World Full Of Clapping
Clapped In Black (AC/DC Mix)
Clapping (But Not Tonight)
Never Let Me Clap Again (Aggro Mix)
The Things You Clap About
Strangeclap (VD Mix)
Sacred Clap
Little Clapping (Altar Boy Mix 2)
Clapping Behind The Wheel (Beatmasters Mix)
I Want You Clapping Now
To Have And To Hold (When I�m Not Clapping)
Clapping Nothing
Agent Clapping (007 Mix)
Clapping, Little Clapping (Altar Boy Mix 3)
Clapping In My Eyes (I Can�t See Mix)
The Sweetest Clapping
Personal Clapper (Telephone Clap Mix)
Dangerous Clapping (Sensual Mix)
Waiting For The Clapping To Start
Enjoy The Clapping (Hands & Feet Mix)
Policy Of Clapping (Clapitol Mix)
Blue Clapping (XXX Mix)
Clean Clapping (G-Rated Mix)
I Feel You Clapping (Throb Mix)
Clapping In My Gloves (Random Clapping Mix)
Condemnclapping
Clapping In You
Clapping Judas
Clapping In Your Room (Heifer Mix)
Clapping Right With Me
Rush Clapping (Adrenaline Mix)
One Clap
Higher Clapping
Clap Of A Gun (Look Out! Mix)
The Clap Thieves
Home Clapping
It�s No Good Clapping Alone
Useless Clapping (When You're Supposed To Kick Off A Sequence During A Concert)
Sister Of Clapping
Clapping The Bottom (Altar Boy Mix 4)
Clapping Insight
Only When I Clap Myself (Depends Mix)
Dream On About Clapping
Shine Clapping (Redrum Mix)
Clapping (The Sweetest Condition Mix)
When The Body Claps
The Dead Of Clapping
Freeclapping
Comatose Clapping
I Feel Like Clapping
Clap (Breathe Heavy Mix)
I Am Clapping
Goodnight Clappers

**7red7** · July 10th, 2002, 12:07 AM

I don't care how many times I read this Frank, I laugh everytime

**Bornslippy** · July 10th, 2002, 12:14 AM

poor Fletch.... I remember watching the 101 Video, do you guys recall, Fletch throwing the Football at the Rosebowl after the KROQ press conference... Fletchie threw the ball and then he started to complain about his arm ache... You know what my sister said at that time, "gosh, he's such a punie little British weakling dude." l.o.l

Those were the days..

**chriswdc** · July 10th, 2002, 12:34 AM

Poor Fletch? I'm not so sure. He's laughing all the way to the bank.

**Bornslippy** · July 10th, 2002, 02:00 AM

But I still luv Fletch....

**7red7** · July 10th, 2002, 03:43 AM

Hey Fletch even admits it himself in the 101 video...Dave's the voice, Martin's the song writer, Alan's the gifted musician, and I just sort of stand around...

Well at least he can admit it

Gotta love Fletch though...

**pop** · July 10th, 2002, 04:17 AM

CLAP ON . . .
YEA.. . BABY.. CLAP ON....

**NightHalo** · July 10th, 2002, 05:10 AM

I want to be paid to stand around and hang out with Dave and Martin. hehehe

**Avil** · July 10th, 2002, 12:19 PM

I don�t even have to be paid to hang around with those guys!!

Very funny tracklist though. LMAO! Poor guy, everyone just makes fun of him. Well as someone said, I also think he is laughing with his VISA....LOL

**7red7** · July 11th, 2002, 03:28 AM

Fletch could buy all of us if he wanted to...He's got more money than I'll ever see thats for sure

test · July 11th, 2002, 02:22 PM

How much do you think would be a fair price?

**7red7** · July 11th, 2002, 06:46 PM

Hmmm??? Don't know, never took the time to appraise a human life...I'm cheap, he can have me for 1 million and lifetime tickets to all DM shows...Thats pocket change for him

**Bornslippy** · July 11th, 2002, 07:03 PM

Anyone been to Andy's Steakhouse.... mmmm steak(can I have some A1 steak sauce pretty peeeesshh)

**Mike Gjennestad** · July 12th, 2002, 01:48 AM

nobody claps as good as fletch, he has taken clapping to allnew levels of clapping. nobody can touch him as far as his clappong abilities.

gjennmike

**7red7** · July 12th, 2002, 03:10 AM

I bet he loves standing ovations

test · July 13th, 2002, 12:54 AM

at what Dan said. I bet he does!

**JonatanSweden** · August 18th, 2002, 01:24 PM

Hehehe, this was the funniest post a have read on this forum. Thanks newidol2000! Ha ha ha! If Fletch released an album like that, I would pay $ 500 just for the laugh...

Jonatan