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    Talking Whats your best chat up line on a date!

    Chat up line or corruption line!

    Heres my horrible line!!
    "Sorry i can't come back for Coffe but if you've got earl grey it's another matter" the lady rang me the folllowing day and invited me around as she had a Box of Twinnings Earl Grey(the finest tea known to man and Kirlian)......Now if she had sad would you of liked to come back and listen to my visage,numan,ultravox records i would of been stright round there!!!

    So what is yopur classic oneliner !!!!!
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    Best pick up line ever:

    I'd drag my dick through five miles of broken glass, just to sniff the truck that carries your dirty laundry.
    \"Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle against the urge to punch ‘em in the face, and for what?! For some pimply little puke to treat you like dirt. Well I’m better than dirt ... well most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff’s loaded with nutrients. I can’t compete with that.\"

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    Excuse me. I was just going outside to make-out. Would you care to join me?
    Rabbit season! Blamo!

    one is the only real number

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    "Have I offended you yet?"

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    at a bar, club situation..or after you saw her picture online, etc.



    "hi! I know some guys and his 9 other friends have been spilling beer all over you but I just wanted to say i think your fantastically beautiful and I would to see what your like"


    or


    "you have a look that I like, so I'll give you a chance"


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    my favorite


    "there's something about you I find interesting and I would like to find out more, do you have e-mail"
    \"don\'t tell me, don\'t tell me, Depeche Mode right, yeahhh I like his stuff. Keep it up.

    Simon Lebon of Duran Duran

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    Mine?

    "You wanna sleep with me?"

    Jamie

    p.s. Funniest one I've heard:

    "Do you have a mirror in your pocket -- 'cause I can see myself in your pants."

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    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    You must be tired, you've been running around in my mind all day...

    Hi, I am Morgan LeBon.
    We\'re no longer as thick as thieves

    HOLD FAST

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    Does anyone know anyone that actually use lines like these in the real world (or whatever you chose to call it)? I can't imagin any girl thinking that they are cute.

    Mind you I know next to nothing about hitting on people, but it all seems so cheesy. I have only approached a stranger once in my life and that is only after dancing with her for an hour first and even then I slipped her my phone number and kissed her on the cheek without a word. She ended up calling me the next day and it was the second healthiest relationship (8 months)of my life.

    Yes....I Know....I'm babbling again. See the first sentence.
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    The lines I posted above I use in the real world...

    combine that with confidence, tonality, body language and self control.. It only takes about 4 minutes to get the nubmer and e-mail addy... If I get 5 numbers one night... 2 Will not call, 3 will call, but 1 will be the catch... It's a numbers game.... and once I get the number, I leave and I usually say "see you later, I'm going back to my friends"

    You cannot project neediness..... Women will detect if your needy or not as they are 10 times better reading body language than men do...
    \"don\'t tell me, don\'t tell me, Depeche Mode right, yeahhh I like his stuff. Keep it up.

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    Jonna, err...

    I've never used lines...

    They sound horrible coming from the likes of me...

    But here on a university campus, you see it all the time, and I guess it works for the students...

    I think!
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    Jup, Not even "Nice boots, Let's F*@k" ):>
    LOL

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    You got a pretty stink coming off you!
    Rabbit season! Blamo!

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    Originally posted by Jonna
    You got a pretty stink coming off you!

    hahahahahah! no way! I nearly fell over laughing!
    tell me you have used that (at the loop or aldos?)

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    I've always been partial to, but never used:

    Oh, baby, I'd drink a whole tub of your bath water!

    I think that's from a Spike Lee movie...

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    My apologies...yes, I have used the boots line before. Haven't used it again, as it doesn't go over well in church.
    We\'re no longer as thick as thieves

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    Originally posted by ElectroSwank
    hahahahahah! no way! I nearly fell over laughing!
    tell me you have used that (at the loop or aldos?)
    God no, I have never used a 'line' believe it or not. I am too shy to be aggressive with women; not to be arrogent, but they usually talk to me. But you are right...those clubs would be the places to use them.
    Rabbit season! Blamo!

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    A man one time tried to convince me that he knew Gary Numan to impress me. So, I asked him to give me Gary's number instead. He just frooze and I walked away. It's all about the connections...
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    Originally posted by Victoria
    A man one time tried to convince me that he knew Gary Numan to impress me. So, I asked him to give me Gary's number instead. He just frooze and I walked away. It's all about the connections...

    I have met the guy at least 8 times but do not know him he is my God ...... My mate if i can get it took a picture outside the Astoria in 2000 of me Gary,Gemma..It was at a Cure Show .. The guy is simply amazing its a pity most people on here only know of Depeche Mode .. Numan Convention 1998/9 I was there even got to walk his dog..Gemma Gave it to me and the ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ thing rang to the bar it had the right idea so the whole band ran across to help me keep the dog away from the beer pump! Those were the days of my mispent youth.
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    I've heard some really silly ones in my time but you American's take the cake so far!

    What I remember on a past trip out there to the States, a bloke once said to me:

    "Are your parents nuclear scientists?"

    Reply: "No, why?"

    "Because babe, you're the bomb and you're about to blow up!!"

    _________________________

    Another:

    "Your feet must be tired because you've been walking through my mind all night long!"

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    and another:

    Are those astronaut pants you're wearing? "Because your arse is out of this world!"

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