Dumbest movie you have ever seen?

**menstrualla** · October 11th, 2003, 02:39 AM

I personally gotta go with either "Can't Stop The Music" which features a rollerboogielicious Steve Guttenburg and THE VILLAGE PEOPLE, or "Blood Diner" which is a really terrible horror flick about these guys who kill women to make this composite female zombie named SHE-TAR! That movie is so awful, but in a good way. I laugh my ass off every time I watch it.

**Efreak** · October 11th, 2003, 03:29 AM

This is the easiest question for me EVER!

Definitely "The Master of Disguise" with Dana Carvey. I love him as a stand up comic and his impressions but DAMN, this movie stunk! I think the video store should have paid ME to watch it. YUCK!
Jamie

**labrat** · October 11th, 2003, 03:46 AM

"Howard the Duck"...and we actually paid money to see it in the movie theater!

**Efreak** · October 11th, 2003, 05:03 AM

Originally posted by labrat
"Howard the Duck"...and we actually paid money to see it in the movie theater!

Don't say that in front of my mom. One of her favorites, sadly.
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Efreak

**7red7** · October 11th, 2003, 09:50 AM

Gummo...All I can say is Gummo...If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about, if you haven't, please don't...This is theee worst movie ever to be made...I'm not just saying that, it's bad, really bad...

**Joe Ramey** · October 11th, 2003, 12:03 PM

When I think of "dumbest movies", I dont think of as badly made movies, i usually mean they are so funny that they are dumb..
I dont think that made any sense, except to me..oh well..hehe..

My list is:

Dumb & Dumber
Scary Movie
Cheech & Chong movies
Airplane movies, "and dont call me shirley"
Naked Gun

These are classics and hilarious, but yet, dumb..

Joe

**paxyll** · October 11th, 2003, 04:08 PM

Xanadu.

**JonatanSweden** · October 11th, 2003, 06:30 PM

YOR.

**PTInc** · October 11th, 2003, 06:43 PM

Dreamcatcher by a mile.

**melibita** · October 11th, 2003, 06:55 PM

Resident Evil
Species 2
Dude, Where's My Car?
Summer of Sam

**viernes_trece** · October 11th, 2003, 07:04 PM

THE GOONIES!! I HATE THAT MOVIE

**conditioner** · October 11th, 2003, 07:10 PM

how can you hate the Goonies?

Novacaine was one of the most underproduced terrible films I've ssen in a while.

and The Outsiders 2... I mean Dueces Wild.
I had to sit through Maid in manhatten on a plane, (cd player wasn't working). J. Lo is the best actress in the world.

**NoirTech** · October 11th, 2003, 07:24 PM

By far....

A KNIGHT'S TALE

Still one of my all time WTF movies.

**WorldUnderFire** · October 11th, 2003, 08:55 PM

Pretty woman. That movie makes my skin crawl.

**bill** · October 11th, 2003, 08:58 PM

the postman sucked

**CaffeineQueen** · October 12th, 2003, 01:26 AM

Gods.. Queen of the damned! that has to be the worse movie Ever! It puts the book to shame.. So much shame.. The book was actually Damn Good....Grrrr.... And what else.. All those that melibita listed as well... What else.. Hrm.... Oh yes! Armitage Duel Matrix.. not quite a movie.. but still bad....

**Efreak** · October 12th, 2003, 02:37 AM

Originally posted by paxyll
Xanadu.

Ouch, Paxyll. Very, very ouch.

Jamie

**labrat** · October 12th, 2003, 02:55 AM

I have to confess to liking "Xanadu" in my teens...thought the music wasn't bad either

**Ni�os_Del_Brasi** · October 12th, 2003, 06:14 AM

Cube................!!! SUCKED

**intro** · October 12th, 2003, 06:39 AM

Hrm... big difference between bad and dumb. For bad, I'd throw in "Pink Flamingos," "Gummo" (don't watch this around mealtime), etc. But they were still good in a train wreck sort of way.

As for the dumbest movie ever made... I went to a midnight showing of The Curse Of The Headless Horseman here in Dallas. They would show these weird ass cult horror flicks at the Magnolia. Anyway, it was so bad, my friends and I couldn't help but heckle it all the way through. It was worse than PORNO acting. It was obvious there was no real script and the actors were just ad libbing as they went along. And they were at no level to be ad libbing.

Sadly, halfway through, one woman yelled at us with "You know, I know it really sucks, but we are trying to watch it." I normally hate people who talk in theaters, but this movie truly deserved it. BAD.

I also walked out of the theater on Jurassic Park 2. It was ��ing miserable.

-Mark
www.djintrovert.com

P.S. And anything with Barbra Streisand goes into this category too. No human being should ever be forced to witness the abject horror that is Yentl.