Subject: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may.....

[~Ekstasis]

BEWARE!

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning
labels be placed immediately on all containers:


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

[~Kirlian Blue]

Hmmmm interesting stuff! CANT SAY IVE EXPERIENCED 95%of those warnings listed...maybe im Drinking the Wrong Stuff..?

kb

[Electroswank]

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra.

done that...


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
know that too well...

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
dont need drinks to do that... but ok.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
done that. *looks at amy*

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
LMAO uh.. i know this one waaaay to well.... (not me personally but ever see a bunch of drunk metalheads doing "the Immigrant song" by LedZep on karaoke night? you dont want to....

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
dont they? wow, look who feels stupid now...

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
I already have that power... getting wasted just makes it stronger

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
this one is false for me... i know people are laughing at me and i laugh at myself every day - drunk or not. :)

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
why do i understand this one all too well... *looks at amy*

[~amyagogo]

oh man...too many i can relate to as well :laugh:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.

done that. *looks at amy*

i love you guyssssssssssssssss...*flailing in the backseat of a cab* Good time, Swank, good times ;)

[~Human Clone]

Yes alcohol is indeed wonderful for all of the above reasons...

[7red7]

I love it for all of those reasons...Liquor is our friend :)

[~Never Worship]

http://www.angelfire.com/sc3/flatbeat23/beerfacts.html

Another amusing article concerning alcohol and women. No, this is not meant to be taken offensively be women, why would I insult myself?

[~Bornslippy]

Originally posted by 7red7
I love it for all of those reasons...Liquor is our friend :)



How come I'm so thirsty this morning when I drank sooo much last night... (I know that one is old)




Hey ? to you AA members(l.o.l) , whats your solution for a bad hangover?


If I had Vicodin that would be bette, but because I dont want to steal anymore from my dad(l.o.l) other than that I take freaking Aleve..