it has come to my attention that we have some real bonafide drama here at egn

[~gordonctrl]

joel,

it's all your fault you drama queen! (-:

brad

[~meg]

you can dance you can jive... having the time of your life... ooo oo ooo

see that joel watch that sceen

being the drama queen :)
*******************************

HAHAHHA! ok, so i have no inner monologue today :) that's what went on in my head after reading brad's post :) had to share. i know you all won't find it as funny as i did... but god, did that make me laugh :)

HAHAHAH!

meg :)

[Electroswank]

*dramatic entrance*
SIGH.....

joel,

it's all your fault you drama queen! (-:

brad
joel aspires one day to be as dramatic as me.

*dramatic exit*

[~acdntlpoet]

Did you hear? Joel is setting up an orgy with me, siobhan, amyagog, and electroswank!

OMG! Can you believe it?!??!

[Electroswank]

LIKE OH MY GOD!! BUT WAIT...

DID YOU HEAR? Tim from Brand New Idol and Nigel from Platform one were talking about taking a bath together in the chatroom last Friday...

[seraphim]

As dramatic as you are and as into drama as you are, are you sure you're not Goth, Joel?

To you I say, a great big HA! You have nothing on me pal. Absolutely nothing. For I am drama free. I've gone and washed that drama right outta my hair...

*draws cirlce and stands in the center* see! drama free state! No drama here. Keep out! My cirlce of anti-drama! Get your own! Shoo...I told you, get away...GOD DAMN IT JOEL! STOP SHOVING! I'm so going to kick your ass....LOOK YOU SMUDGED THE LINE! Now drama can get in, you're not supposed to break the cirlce. That's it, I'm telling the Admin!

[~amyagogo]

Tim from Brand New Idol and Nigel from Platform one were talking about taking a bath together in the chatroom last Friday...

*GASP*

I heard that soap on a rope and terrycloth condoms were involved...is that true?!!! *faints dead away*

I also heard that you don't have sunshine shooting out of your behind, Anna...is that true too?!! I refuse to believe that... ;) I know you just wear black to keep your finger on the pulse of fashion...

[~KissTheStar]

*Jumps up and Down*

Look at me ... Look at me ... I am drama ... hear me roar.

I am a thespian ... yes a THESPIAN you sicko's .....

The problem is I think some of us take ourselves too seriously at time ... me included. Can we all just call a truce to the garbage please?

Thank you ... good night ...

*takes a bow*

~Dramaticus

[Electroswank]

I also heard that you don't have sunshine shooting out of your behind, Anna...is that true too?!! I refuse to believe that... I know you just wear black to keep your finger on the pulse of fashion...

ok... i guess its time to confess.. after all this is the drama thread... no... ok no i do not and have never had sun shining out of my arse.... there i said it. for a while now, i tried to fool you all... even had this whole neon bulb thing hooked up from my butt to make it look like there was light... (something KB showed me...but thats another story) i just can't go on with this charade anymore!

im sorry you had to find out this way in public and all :(

[~vleon101]

hi
i'm dramatic
yup
(david duchovny school of acting)

[seraphim]

Well Craig, it's like this...you see the relation of FUN to DRAMA is exactly equal when it comes to forums. You diminish the amount of DRAMA you sub sequentially diminish the amount of FUN. I have a pie chart around here somewhere that explains it all...*searches for pie chart*

Mmmmm..pie....

[~KissTheStar]

Ok then I guess I will keep the Drama Barrel's wide open and continue to spray you all with them ... since it is so much fun.

:)

[~Ekstasis]

I love drama, Its keep things interesting. I'll argue a point I dont even agree with for hours just for the fun of it.


Originally posted by seraphim


Mmmmm..pie....


I want pie.

Joel, Seraphim isnt sharing his pie.

[Electroswank]

hi
i'm dramatic
yup
(david duchovny school of acting)


Victor... seriously - you need to calm down.

[seraphim]

Originally posted by Ekstasis
I want pie.

Joel, Seraphim isnt sharing his pie.

BACK OFF MAN! MY PIE! Last time I offered you some pie you ate the whole damn tin. I'm wise to you. I know what you're all about, Mr. Pie Devourer. It took many stitches to reatatch my fingers. Bugger.

[~meg]

can i have some ice cream with my pie? i like ice cream.... and a cherry. can't forget the cherry.

meg :)

[~amyagogo]

even had this whole neon bulb thing hooked up from my butt to make it look like there was light...

You have no idea how hard it was for her to sit down *shaking head*...

...and i completely agree with Professor Seraphim's chart of the pie genre...this isn't real life, people, this is just a message board...we're all here cos we lack something in our lives when you get right down to it...plus without drama Meryl Streep wouldn't have a career...

[~KissTheStar]

Wait don't forget to pickup the Cherry Bada Bing ice cream Meg. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[~amyagogo]

We should all start a performance troupe called UP WITH DRAMA using puppets, song, dance, a slide show, and oodles of spirit *spirit fingers here* and travel the country to spread the word to the youth of today...

WOW!!! THAT WOULD BE SWELL!!!!!

*snarls and puts out cigarette*

[~cheetah]

Originally posted by catslastdance
*Jumps up and Down*

Look at me ... Look at me ... I am drama ... hear me roar.

I am a thespian ... yes a THESPIAN you sicko's .....

The problem is I think some of us take ourselves too seriously at time ... me included. Can we all just call a truce to the garbage please?

Thank you ... good night ...

*takes a bow*

~Dramaticus

"Heh Heh Heh.....Hey Beavis, Craig says he's one of those thespian dudes!!"

"Yeah Yeah....Hey Butthead, what's a thespian???"

"Beavis you dumbass!!! It's a dude that likes chicks. You're stupid!!!"

"Heh heh heh heh.....Uhhhhh....Yeah,we're thespians too huh Butthead???

''No way bunghole!!! They all live in like San Fernando and stuff!!!"

[seraphim]

You best not be dissin' the valley holmes. Bring it on...

..which by the way was one of the funniest chearleader movies ever.

Oh wait, what was the point to all of this again?

[Electroswank]

We should all start a performance troupe called UP WITH DRAMA using puppets, song, dance, a slide show, and oodles of spirit *spirit fingers here* and travel the country to spread the word to the youth of today...

OH MY GOD! why oh why didn't anyone think of this before?

EGN'ERS PRESENTS: UP WITH DRAMA....
open with our theme song : "nobody does drama better" (to the tune of "nobody does it better")

starring the not ready for real life EGN players:

Amyagogo & ElectroSwank: as the sunshine twins
Stargazer: as Positive Engery Man
Seraphim: as Professor Rainbow
Tim_BNI: as Happy the Unicorn
Born Slippy: as Just Say No to Drinking Boy
POP: as King Teddy Bear
PlatformOne: Smiley the Wizard
Cliffwalk: as The Man on the Shiny Blue Mountain
Kirlian Blue: Skippy the Pirate
Avil: Princess Snowflake
Cheetah: as the mischievous Leprechaun

With special segments by:
vleon101 & Zun: the UP WITH DRAMA DANCERS!

and music by:
Ekstasis: Featuring the 8 Track Attack Horn Section

wow, so when is our first rehearsal?!

[seraphim]

As I told Amy earlier. I'll only participate if there are no sock monkeys or sock puppets involved.

AND only if I get to wear one of those uber cool, fashionable raindow wigs.

[~ZuN]

Hey man I think Having the show with Victor and I dancing will look more like a Karate fight between us. ;)

[~platformone]

:: Grand swooping motion of a really flamboyant cape... not in the jimmy sommerville way more in that simon le bon "gay not gay" way::

Here I ammmm......!!!!

( when do we do our 1st musical number??)

[~ZuN]

P.S. No offence Victor, I haven't see you dance yet :)

[~amyagogo]

:laugh: at Raf

*bowing down at Nigel's feet, then looks at Anna*

I'm sensing lots of gold lamé and sequins...how does everyone feel about hot pants? Bedazzled leg warmers? Capezios all around...!!!

Men...you need your dance belts!!! Don't want any strains here...

*claps rapidly* Let's get it together, people!!!

[~cliffwalk]

shiny blue mountain? do i dare ask for specifics on the reference i'm missing? i usually fall off of stuff.

dave

[~ZuN]

let me just say I refuse to do SPIRIT FINGERS!!!





[bogus text in order to post one liners]

[Electroswank]

no way Dave!
you are the allmighty man on the mountian... the voice of reason... almost like "god or jesus"... you work closely with Smiley the Wizard to ensure all is placid in the Dramaland.

btw... that title was taken by the name of a DIO song... :)

and no way Raf... if Spirit fingers is in the script... you will do the spirit fingers! dammit.... drama already... should have known :(

[~amyagogo]

I'm thinking kicks, i'm thinking spins, i'm thinking perhaps feather boas or fans...not sure, just yet...

...how are we doing with the smoke machine? Anyone?

[~cliffwalk]

The voice of reason?

MMkay.... i can do reasonable... i may even be able to pull off Jesus...

can I be more a long the lines of "The many temptations of Christ no one saw him sneak?"

dave

[~ZuN]

Amy, I'm workin on it, don't know if I can inhale and exhale fast enough

http://www.collectpipes.com/images/products/large/pgw46b.jpg

[Electroswank]

Really Raf.. is that any way to be an example to Victor??
Now hand that over to me and Amy and get to practice...

*looks at Amy* ;)

[~ZuN]

damnit





[bogus text in order for this crap to post "damnit" ]

[~amyagogo]

*grabs instrument of incoherent creativity from Anna*

Places, people!!!!!

*turns back for a moment* ;)

[~pop]

Since, I am a teddy bear. I get to use whips and chains. I need to give some lessons to naughty girls.

[7red7]

I want tickets, where is this little shin-dig taking place??? :)

[Electroswank]

well 7red7 with all the cast defiance between Zun's illegal drug paraphenellia, and Pops' naughtiness, its a wonder we can rehearse AT ALL *looks over at cast*

but i am sure we'll get our act together soon enough... :)

[7red7]

Originally posted by ElectroSwank
well 7red7 with all the cast defiance between Zun's illegal drug paraphenellia, and Pops' naughtiness, its a wonder we can rehearse AT ALL *looks over at cast*

but i am sure we'll get our act together soon enough... :)


HE HE HE HE HE!!! Actors and the theatre...It's a bit like babysitting at times isn't it??? It's okay Anna you just take your time, I'm sure the show is worth the wait :D

[~ZuN]

Illegal?? ILLEGAL?? its not Illegal, my doctor gave it to me for my arthritis *curls fingers in wards*

[~amyagogo]

right right, sure sure, Raf...and that glaucoma you've got going on...purely medicinal...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

Dude, my eyes are getting a bit blurry...share with a sista... :p

[~ZuN]

Yeah I think My Doctor Dr. V Leon can help you score some, uh i mean prescribe some medicine for you ;)

[~Tim_BNI]

Why do I always have to be the unicorn? Just once I'd like to be the wood nymph sprinkling my fairy dust throughout the land in hopes that the giant ogre will find me and ravage my waifish little body.... but I digress.

[~platformone]

Thanq tim.. A picture I will never forget, nor do I want to do so. (ahhh ) :ahem: so... about my magic wand....

[~cliffwalk]

Originally posted by ElectroSwank
well 7red7 with all the cast defiance between Zun's illegal drug paraphenellia, and Pops' naughtiness, its a wonder we can rehearse AT ALL *looks over at cast*

but i am sure we'll get our act together soon enough... :)

¤¤¤¤ it... someone pass me the bong and the star cakes.

dave

[~MidiRipper]

Originally posted by Tim_BNI
Why do I always have to be the unicorn? Just once I'd like to be the wood nymph sprinkling my fairy dust throughout the land in hopes that the giant ogre will find me and ravage my waifish little body.... but I digress.

[~Tim_BNI]

Oh sh.t! Hahahahahahahahaha

Well I guess I asked for that. But hey I think I make a damned fine fairy.

[~platformone]

i may never sleep again.
-
' this message brought to you by DRAMA FLAKES.... Taste the DRAMA!!'

[~Kirlian Blue]

Stuff the drugs give me the sleeze ..much more fun and no comedowns ......Im the Dr now ill give you an Injection one you wont remember ..yopull never look the same with a Cranium plate and a gENERAtor inserted in your face.....I told you to lay of the drug's.......lol

kirlian blue..insane and planning a breed of new-humans with multicolour hair and eyes .they will be the mungo force of the Downz Clownz army...we recruit you with one injection!

[~platformone]

It's so hard to be more dramatic than having this post changes ones avatar to a fairie...

Incredible props to my man Tim. ( wow )

Maybe I can get a purple pie man of porcupine peak ( at cha-cha) costume.....

Busy-busy-busy

[~Vladimir Valette]

why do i make music....?



simple boredom..... really?

that and to finish what the smiths started.....












work it, i need a glass of wata!

please ignore that post was meant for another forum....



god, i feel like an a**

[~amyagogo]

Incredible props to my man Tim. ( wow )

I heard his prop was pretty incredible, too...errrr...wait, what are we talking about again? ):>

[Electroswank]

GREAT THANKS TIM...
more cast changes then.. no one's ever satisfied... who are we gonna get to play the unicorn now?

you do understand i am gonna be here for at least 2 more days trying to figure out how to write a 'fairy' into the script..

*takes bong from jesus.. er i mean cliffwalk*

[~platformone]

cloak of judas
jesus of jones
milk and cookies
skin and bones
unicorn actor
fables end
make a fairie out of tim

-- normally I would blow dust onto Tim, but there are enough segways and digressions as it is --

[~amyagogo]

*:laugh: @ Nigel, bows, and kisses his platform boot*

Let's see...blowing, horns, bones, and fairies...oh man *shaking head* ok, there's gotta be some double entendre with the word segway too...

[Electroswank]

wow... you guys are dirty.
*points*

thanks nigel for the sugesstions on rewriting the Drama script : i love your abstract ideas as door blind lightswtich pen holder in jello.

ok i'm gonna go over there now...

[~platformone]

I find myself thinking that the only person more expressive and filled with drama than David Duchovony is.... [drumfill] Steven Segal... So - my particular acting style will now be modeled after him - with a little Alan rickman thrown in for .... - ok ay - what if i go heavier on the Alan Rickman...????

Your thoughts... anyone, anyone... electroswank?

[~Tim_BNI]

I'm gonna go for a William Shatner meets Eric Roberts with a Seinfeld delivery. And if that doesn't work I'll just go back to "Aping Depeche Mode".

[~platformone]

See - thats what I'm talking about... OKAY gang ( of four) Tim of Fairie and Smiley the wizard are all set.

Where is everyone else. ( or is the opening number a duet ballad?)

[Electroswank]

you know nigel, i was imagining a little bit of sharp wit : tim curry meeting the creepy devilish : alan cumming but whatever you feel comfortable in..

i think amy and i are gonna go for the same enthusiastic positive energy that will ferrel and cheri oteri characters had on the saturday night live skit when they were those cheerleaders!

we are the sunshine twins after all!

[~platformone]

OOooohhh... Tim Curry peppered on Alan Rickman, with just a twinge of John Cusack to add that sincere side ( after endless hours of dry wit and sarcasm) - I'm sold.

:-) Consider me cast in stone.

[7red7]

Originally posted by Tim_BNI
I'm gonna go for a William Shatner meets Eric Roberts with a Seinfeld delivery. And if that doesn't work I'll just go back to "Aping Depeche Mode".


He he he...I can picture the Eric Roberts version of the fairy now..."No I don't want no f*****g pixie dust!", "what the hell is wrong with you!".....Eric Roberts is a classic approach :D

This is turning into a damn fine production :)

[~cheetah]

Am I ever gonna get a script or what Anna??? I'll bet you gave your good buddys Nigel and Blue-Fairy-Tim a script already, didn't you??? You told me I'd have an important role and then you made me the freakin' Leprechaun!!! This is total bull¤¤¤¤!!! I'm really getting sick of these green tights riding up my ass too. Are we getting paid for this crap??? HELLO PEOPLE!!! I NEED SOME RESPECT HERE!!!

[Electroswank]

easy cheetah....
relax ok? i didn't was to say anything in front of everyone but... *sigh* ok... the micheivous leprechaun part had the best outfit to highlight your ass... thats why i chose it for you quite frankly.....

the script is in the mail.... you are gonna rock this role
:) luv U!

[~cliffwalk]

Oh stop your whining and go back to All My Children.... I can't work like this!!! Amateur hour!

;)

[~cheetah]

Cliffwalk: At least I got to do love scenes on All My Children. ;)

Anna: You're taking a big risk by accentuating my ass with these tights. What if my ass is gross and drives the audience to nausea??? There's something potentially worse. What about that big (ballet dancer) bulge in the front??? You can't hide anything in tights. :D

[Electroswank]

LOL@cheetah.... dont worry about this - we'll have the costume dept. make a large apron or belt for you to conceal your goods.

cliffwalk - don't go storming out now... you know you are the best suited for the role... we'll negotiate a deal ;)

[~cliffwalk]

Pfft! You call those scenes on AMC "Love Scenes"???

I talked to one of your ex-gfs and I heard that whole bulge thing is a SOCK!

My agent told me to hold out for my own dressing room marked "God, damnit, and stay the ¤¤¤¤ out"

Dave

[Electroswank]

*scurrys quickly to grab custom made "god" 14k gold star shaped sign*

uh... cliff? see? we have that all sorted out now and we gave you more speaking parts... you're in nearly every scene now. please reconsider :)

[~Kirlian Blue]

"kirlian runs round the floor looking for his new toy..wheres that damm sampler gone now".................................? Have I missed the Scurry or the mad rush for the cheetahs spots! Then Kirlian Relaises he is the custom made 14k god and is stuffed inside some bag full off Roxy Music and Brand New Idol CD's and a Duran Duran-12" of All she want's! Hmm Im lost now!!!

kb...insane and out of place as ever!

[~cliffwalk]

(whispers to agent: "See, I know how to play the game... I make Shannon Doherty look Amish")

[~cheetah]

Cliffwalk: They told you about the socks??? Uhhhh.......I mean the sock??? Well I've been using one of those enhancer pumps on my unit lately. Hasn't done much for the size issue, but it sure feels good. :D

[~Jupiter 4]

Why the hell do I feel like Ozzy Osbourne reading this post? JAAAAAAAAACK! SHARRRRRRRRON!

[~platformone]

Wondering where the donuts and Chai lattes are????

ooooh and mint skittles... - ya know... feeding the lot of us, thats going to be a feet as large as getting us all to act ( and mind you not poorly)

[Electroswank]

ok ok... geez all these demands... boy you thespians are worse then babysitting a score of preschoolers at a barney show after eating 50lbs of pixie sticks.

LOL but i *heart* you all.

[~pop]

WAAAAAAAAAAA.......
where is my mommy........
you guys are meanies.......
WAAAAAAAA..........