What did they just say??????

[~WaterDragon]

Okay, I’ve had a bad day so I need a laugh or two. Does anyone out there have any funny misheard synthpop lyrics? It doesn’t matter whether it’s an old or new song. Just please, let’s just make these funny… no serious ones. :)

I’ll start us off with a couple:

Tears For Fears – Break It Down Again
~m: and these are my hands, I touch little boys
~r: and these are my plans, hot tips for the boys

depeche MODE – People Are People
~m: People are people so why should it be, you and I should get it on so oftenly
~r: (do I really need to post the real lyrics?)



* m=misheard r=real

[~goedley]

DM - From "Enjoy the Silence" -

"Pleasure remain, soldiers burping"
instead of "Pleasures remain, so does the pain".

This is classic from the DM list but I know the source personally.

[~MGun]

One that immediately comes to mind was Alphaville's Guardian Angel

"Will you Be my God Tonight..."

Always made the song feel awy until I read the lyrics.

[~jetjaguar15]

It's great to know that I'm not the only one who mis-hears that Alphaville line all the time..


:D

[~Jupiter 4]

Howsabout--

M: "The way you look, the way you move, the sounds you're making, on the phone with latex that's real" DD, Electric Barbarella

R: "The way you look, the way you move, the sounds you're making, in ultrachrome, latex, and steel."

[test]

Here's one from depeche MODE:

M: "All I ever wanted, all I ever needed is hair on my arms."

R:"All I ever wanted, all I ever needed is here in my arms."

:laugh:

[7red7]

Not synth, but really funny...

Alannis Morrisette You Oughta Know

M- I'm here to remind you of the crossed eyed bear that you gave to me

R- I'm here to remind you of the cross I bear that you gave to me


BTW guys...Buying your significant other a cross eyed teddy bear...Not a very good idea :laugh:

[~WaterDragon]

Well, while we're on the topic of non-synth, what about the one from Creedence Clearwater Revival, Bad Moon Rising

~m: There's a bathroom on the right
~r: There's a bad moon on the rise


.... it's always good to know where the bathroom is :laugh:

[Avil]

Originally posted by MGun
One that immediately comes to mind was Alphaville's Guardian Angel

"Will you Be my God Tonight..."

Always made the song feel awy until I read the lyrics.

:laugh:
That´s too good....

Alphaville-big in japan

I heard: the easter seems so blue
Right: the eastern seas so blue