Profile views!

[Avil]

701 for me so far. I wonder if I´ll ever reach 1000.
It´s kinda funny to have this little feature, to be able to see how many that has sneaked into your profile.
I guess everyone that checked mine got dissapointed, there isn´t anything interesting there..I think...hehehehe...

tata
Christina

[~kellyrenee]

He he he ... I only have 50-something. Yikes!!

[~MidiRipper]

Geez, I only have 39 views. And I could've sworn I clicked on it at least 40 times!

'Ripper

[test]

Nice plants!

[~kellyrenee]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG...that is too funny. I was in New Orleans and needed a "boost." They aren't real implants. Trust me. Too funny!

[~kellyrenee]

Originally posted by newidol2000
Nice plants!

Hmmm...you know what? I don't want everyone thinking I have real implants (not for me...). I deleted the photo.

[test]

Actually, you missed my joke entirely. I commented on the two plants in the picture rather than making any comments about you personally. I was literally talking about the plants as in "nice plants I don't even see anything else in this picture".

Get your mind out of the gutter!!! I'm glad you got a laugh out of it anyway.

[~MidiRipper]

This is just too funny!!! I actually saw this coming!

'Ripper

[~GuyverX]

Well damn, I missed the plants. :(

[~kellyrenee]

Hanging plants??? LOL!! That is so funny...

Hilarious...hey, those things work WONDERS! If you knew me, you'd get the humor from my end. I LOVE showing that picture! It's fun...

Can't believe I'm discussing this....

[~kellyrenee]

hmmmm...should I reattach it for Guyver X? What do you think NewIdol2000???

[test]

Absolutely!!!

IM-PLANTS FOR EVERYONE!!!

[~cheetah]

If I had implants Newidol2000, I would never leave my house again.

[~kellyrenee]

LOL ... ok, ok!

And by popular demand...

[~cheetah]

Hey Kellyrenee, I don't think you need help in any department. Maybe you should keep everything the way it is. Wow!!! This makes me wonder what everyone else on this forum looks like. I should start a new thread.

[~Bornslippy]

Hey Kelly, your cute.. I agree with Cheetah, you dont need any help in any dept.

you probably have guys asking for your number a lot huh...

what a cute chic...

[~kellyrenee]

*blushing*

Thank you! You guys are too sweet.

[~cheetah]

I know a lot of beautiful women so I know one when I see one. Looks aren't everything though. You have to have a good personality too. You have that too,so I guess you've got the complete package.

[7red7]

I just got in on this one late and don't know what you're thinking about changing, but don't if you're still thiniing about it...You look fine the way you are :)

[~spi]

Hey a cute chic and she likes the Box can't go wrong there. :)

Plus she likes Iris even one more plus in my book. :)

-steve

[~GuyverX]

LOL, I agree with newidol2000. Nice plants! No need for any extra fertilizer or anything, you know? :laugh:

[seraphim]

Originally posted by cheetah
This makes me wonder what everyone else on this forum looks like. I should start a new thread.

Naw. I'm quite happy hiding behind my avitar, thank you very much. :)

[NoirTech]

Except that we can click on your live journal and see your pic right there Seraphim. heh.
Ok, gonna check out your journal...since I haven't in awhile, and I'm waiting for new work to come my way.

[seraphim]

Well, yeah but...you see, um....shut up. Sure, point that out. I think there is also a picture of Jenz and I in photo section that was taken in May. Bah, I dislike pictures of me.

[~kellyrenee]

WOW! Hey, you guys are SO sweet!!! Seriously though ... whenever I'm needing an ego boost I'll just skip on over to this thread for a quick fix!

And all the DM luvas' in the house said, "Heyyyyyyyyyy!"

[~Bornslippy]

You know what they say Kelly, beautiful girls comes from TEXas..

[~Bornslippy]

and Kelly, 10 points for you on the Advertising and Marketing occup..

[seraphim]

That's not what I heard. I heard only two things come from Texas...

[~Bornslippy]

I also heard Seraphim that they drink a lot of budweiser..... I dont see it in Kellies tummy l.o.l...

and Kelly 100 points for being a DM fan and a synthfiend.

[seraphim]

Uhg. Budweiser. Only thing worse than that is Coors. How can people digest that stuff. I'm sorry but if you can see through it, you shouldn't drink it. It's all about New Castle Brown or Guiness or a nice pint of Cider.

[~Bornslippy]

mmmmm Guinesss pint or a Boddingtons mmmmmm...

I think I 'm going to have a glass of beer or two here for lunch.

[7red7]

HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!
:laugh:

[seraphim]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???

[~Bornslippy]

I wish 7 red 7, but I'm only going to get faded if I do drink beer.. Even though the big boss is not here.

[7red7]

She said all the DM fans said heeeyyyy, so I heyyyy'd :laugh:


And if I could get drunk on the job, I think I'd have a lot more fun at work, although I'd probably get injured a lot more as well...???

[seraphim]

Before my work place went public, we were almost always drunk on the job. Have you ever tried managing databases while intoxicated? It's not highly recomended. that kill -9 and rm * at the top of a dir structure is a dnagerous thing when drunk...even when you're kidding.

[~kellyrenee]

*ahem!* Budweiser? COORS??? Not a chance! Bavaria, Kirin Ichiban and Fat Tire.

Besides ...

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. Bring on the Patron!

[~kellyrenee]

Bornslippy...

You know when they said "flattery" will get you nowhere? Well they done liiiiiied! :-)

Muchas gracias!

[seraphim]

Originally posted by kellyrenee
candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. Bring on the Patron!

"A little nonsence every now and then is relished by the wisest men"

Willie Wonka rocks.

[~cheetah]

Has anyone (besides me) noticed that kellyrenee's profile views have gone up by about 30 in the past 24 hours since ''THE PICTURE''??? I think that there are a lot of lonely guys on this forum. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I just think it's interesting.

[~kellyrenee]

Gooses
Geeses
I want my goose to lay gold eggs for Easter...at least a hundred a day!!!
...and by the way....
I want a feast.
I want a bean feast!
Cream buns and donuts and fruitcake with no nuts
so good you could go nuts!!!

...GIVE IT TO ME NOOOOOOW!!!

One of my favorite flicks. Own it and LOVE it.

[~cheetah]

She was a bad egg Kellyrenee. That is a great flick! I just got it on dvd a couple months ago. Take it easy Veruca!!!

[~PTInc]

Originally posted by spi
Hey a cute chic and she likes the Box can't go wrong there. :)

My mind is sooo deep in the gutter. ::shrugs::

[~GuyverX]

Originally posted by cheetah
Has anyone (besides me) noticed that kellyrenee's profile views have gone up by about 30 in the past 24 hours since ''THE PICTURE''??? I think that there are a lot of lonely guys on this forum. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I just think it's interesting.

You may be right about that cheetah... :)

[~spi]

Originally posted by PTInc


My mind is sooo deep in the gutter. ::shrugs::

Don't worry as far as I can tell from the other posts one this forum you are not the only one.

Of course I meant Anything Box. :)

People just have to get out of the gutter. :D

-steve

[~GuyverX]

Hm....what other "boxes" are there?

I'd get out of the gutter, but it just keeps pulling me back in. :)

[~PTInc]

Originally posted by GuyverX
Hm....what other "boxes" are there?



Hhehe.... Ill tell you when you are older.

[~GuyverX]

LOL, I'm a year older than you are damn it!

[~PTInc]

Heh... I was wonering if you would catch that. :p

[~GuyverX]

Eh, now this whole "box" thing is going to bug me through to the weekend. Thanks. :D

[~PTInc]

Try to use your imagination kid. :laugh:

[~cheetah]

Listen Phil(s)!!! I've loaded a lot of BOXES in my lifetime and I don't remember any of them. Hold on..........I'm late for my dose of Viagra. Better grab my cane and teeth. Creeeeaaakkk!!! I'm gettin old boys!!! Ouch!!! ::falls down and breaks hip::

[~PTInc]

Well... now I am confused.

[~GuyverX]

Haha, I was confused from the outstart. Cheetah, you're starting to worry me, man. :)

[~cheetah]

The really sad part is that I don't do any drugs or alcohol. So I can't use that as an excuse for my lack of sanity GuyverX. I was trying to play the role of the senile old man who has no clue what a ''box'' is. Sorry guys, bad joke. Maybe I am getting old.

[~GuyverX]

Hey, no worries. I don't have any insight on the "box" metaphor is either. It's the first time I've heard of it. :)

[~cheetah]

Let's just say that ''box'' is a slang term for a part of the female anatomy. I'll leave it at that cuz I don't Avil going off on me for ruining her thread. My apologies Avil.

[~GuyverX]

Haha, yeah, I kind of figured that part out...I just don't understand why it's called a "box." They are not geometrically congruent. Heh, I kill myself. :)

Oh, and Avil's away for a while. ;)

[~cheetah]

*LOL* Hey man, I never said I measured the damn things! You're killing me GuyverX!!! *LOL*

[7red7]

Oh so thats the Anything Box *LOL*

[~kellyrenee]

LOL!

Cheetah - The profile view ... yes, I have noticed that. That was the intended purpose of posting a picture donning that kind of "seductive" pose, if you will. The photo is a couple years old. I look the same now, just with longer hair ... to give you a true sense of what I look like.

PTI: LOL on the chick in the box. That was classic!

SPI: I knew you meant Anything Box. Hello - 3rd favorite band of all time! Heyyyyyyyy!

The "Box" doesn't have to be so offensive...it could mean like, the perfect package. And that still includes EVERYTHING. lol

[test]

Oh, Avil's gonna be mad when she reads this thread. :laugh:

[~cheetah]

I tried to keep it clean Steph. Well.....sort of. Besides, this thread may have been educational for some people. You can certainly appreciate the value of anything that's educational right???

[test]

Yeah, I do. :laugh: It's a stretch, but I will accept that.

[~GuyverX]

Yes, educational...in a kinky sort of way. ;)

[test]

:laugh: at Guyver. I can always count on you to make me laugh.

[7red7]

Oh it's educational alright-*LOL*

[test]

Men! You all have minds in the gutter. :laugh:

[7red7]

I do not!!! I just said it was educational...Man where is YOU'RE mind *LMAO* :laugh:

[Avil]

What the????!!!!!!!!!
Here I start a thread, four days later it´s a complete mess.
What is this??!!! Woaaah.
Boxes and implants?!!

Geeeeeeze!

*kicks around and walks away*

[~kellyrenee]

LMAO BIGTIME!

[~cheetah]

Well so much for Avil being gone for an extended leave GuyverX. Somehow I don't think she's feeling too ''educated'' with the direction this thread has taken. *LOL*

[test]

I guess "educational" is a euphemism. :laugh:

[~cheetah]

Absolutely Steph!!! Any hey, did you get my e-mail about the puzzles for your students???

[test]

I just read it. I am kind of slow. LOL. Yes, I would be interested in the puzzles. I will email you later. Thank you!!!!! :D

[~cheetah]

No rush or anything, I was just a little worried cuz my e-mail sucks sometimes.

[Avil]

Educational..yeah right.

Extended leave? Not really. Four days! :D

Coming home here, and this thread has like 70 posts, four pages and I´m AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[~GuyverX]

What was this thread about again? With all this "plant" and "box" talk, I thought it was a horticulture thread. Hehe :p

[~cheetah]

Alright Avil, I was just reading on another thread that you enjoy being naked in the woods. NOW THAT'S EDUCATIONAL!!! *LOL* YOU GO GIRL!!! That's what we love about you, you're a free spirit. If I tried going naked in the woods in Arizona, I'd get shot by a hunter or killed by a bear. Or worse, laughed at by my friends.

[Avil]

LOL Cheetah
I maybe should have written something that´s actually true! LOL
But I wouldn´t mind doing it :D

Shoot? haha...no way!

[~cheetah]

Even if you were serious about streaking through the woods, I'm alright with that. I can't say the same about other Americans with regards to nudity. It's some kind of weird cultural thing with us.

[Avil]

I mean, who would walk around at lunchtime with nothing on yourself?? But in other cases and so, what´s the wrong being nude? On the beach? is that ok?or not?

[~cheetah]

In the US, nudity (for the most part) is looked upon as a Taboo. When a baby is born here, doctors tell the mothers to breast-feed their children. After the child is older, the parents spend the next 20 years making sure their kids never see another breast. It's a very strange way of thinking. No wonder we have so many perverts here.

[Avil]

That´s crazy. I don´t think it´s the same here in Sweden.
I mean if you tell someone to do something..they wont do it...but if you put out a lot of indirect rules of course they wanna try ít, the forbidden stuff is the most exciting.

[~cheetah]

And to answer your question Avil; people get arrested for exposing themselves in any way here. Of course with our 70% obesity rate, that's probably not a bad idea.

[7red7]

Well now, I'm feeling smarter already :D

[~kellyrenee]

Say, you think if I stripped naked, dipped myself in pink Pepto bismol, then rode backwards down the street on my bike, that anyone would notice me?

[~spi]

I leave for the weekend and this thread explodes. Not that that is a bad thing, what with all the boxes and "education" going on.

Kelly, I would have to say there is a pretty good chance you might be noticed. You might even get on Good Morning America like that person who ran nude around the court at Wimbledon. That was funny. :)

-steve

[~cheetah]

Originally posted by kellyrenee
Say, you think if I stripped naked, dipped myself in pink Pepto bismol, then rode backwards down the street on my bike, that anyone would notice me? That would certainly cure my stomach problems. Better be careful, I can probably catch you on your bike. To give you some clothes I mean. Word-up G.

[test]

I think they would only notice the Pepto Bismol pink. I think that would get the attention, not that you had nothing on underneath the pink :laugh:

[~cheetah]

Kelly sure is creative. I couldn't even think of something that crazy. Riding the bike backwards would be a definite challenge for me as well. I guess I'm just challenged in general.

[test]

She certainly is bold. I think it takes guts to do something like that.

[~cheetah]

Or a few too many beers!!! I wonder how many bottles of Pepto it would take to cover a naked body??? That's a word problem ya know. I hate word problems!!!

[~kellyrenee]

Every crack and crevice? About 62 bottles, give or take, I'm guessing. Depending on your physical size and the weather at the time (Pepto tends to run, rather than stick, in severe humidity).

Hey, strap a shoe on your head and you could be a peice of bubblegum stuck under someone's shoe. Now that would be an INTERESTING Halloween costume.

Disregard all sanity from this posting, please. *sigh*

[7red7]

Wow and it's almost 5am here!!! You start hitting the bottle early!!! *LOL* :laugh: J/K

[~kellyrenee]

LOL *gulp!* AHHHHHHH. he he. I'm on my way to work na'. Talk to ya latuh!

[Avil]

LMAO, bubblegum under a shoe...hahahahahahahhaha!
You are killing me.

[test]

You people are awake *far* too early for me. :laugh:

[Avil]

Am I awake too early? *watch the time for last post in this thread* ehum.... 03.56 PM.

Ok..time differences.

[~spi]

A kinda sweet coincidence the last thread that Avil posted was posted at 3:57 local time for me. :)

Just thought that was kinda cool given the earlier posts.

-steve

[test]

No, I meant Dan and Kelly. They posted at 4:56 AM and 5:43 AM my time. I don't know when Dan sleeps. He is on here late and we both live in Southern California. I guess he's one of those lucky people who doesn't need a lot of sleep. I wish I was. I haven't slept through the night in 2 weeks and I have been sleep walking. :(

[7red7]

Actually I have Sundays and Mondays off, and I tend to abuse the fact that I can sleep as late as I want to-he he he!!!

So while all of you 9-5ers are getting ready for the begining of another work week, I'm here catching up on threads, and laughing at the fact that I'm not in your shoes *LMAO* :laugh: J/K

[test]

Well, I am off for the next 6 work days. I have to work a week from Wednesday for 3 days and then I am off for a few weeks until school starts again at the end of August. I just want to sleep through the night. :(

[Avil]

I love time differences. I´m here 1 PM, and not a soul is here then. And when I´m here in the middle of the night, tons of people are running around here.

[test]

Yeah, that's true. When I am online in the middle of the night, there's hardly anyone here.

[~kellyrenee]

It was 7:43 a.m. my time. Quite reasonable I might add! I was about to leave for work and was checking email from various accounts and toodling around before hitting the road. SO THERE!

[~kellyrenee]

OMG! Is anyone watching American Idol?? I don't care if I AM a geek....it's addicting.

The finale is on tonight.

[test]

Kelly, any time you wake up with an AM after it is early. ;) 7:43 am is early. If only the working world would start at noon. LOL.

[seraphim]

Originally posted by kellyrenee
OMG! Is anyone watching American Idol?? I don't care if I AM a geek....it's addicting.

The finale is on tonight.

Yeah I admit it....I'm just as much a dork as the next person and I'm watching this. Quite a riot too. Can't miss tonight, though I don't think it's the finale. I think the top ten just get to perform in front of a live audience...I think next week is the final show. I could be wrong though.

[~kellyrenee]

I just found out....you're right Seraphim, next week is the finale. Who do you want to win?? LOL on the subject. I should start a new thread.

Simon is a pr!cktease!

[seraphim]

Personally I like the girl with the two-toned hair. I forget her name but she's got some mad style.

Actually, to be honest I don't know who I want to win. I'll tell you after tonights show. :p

[~kellyrenee]

I agree...Nikki. She is the coolest and her hometown is just 20 minutes from mine! Heyyyy! (Texans rule). I'm putting my money on Justin though. Everyone seems to love him.

I can't see you wathing this show. That is SO funny!

[seraphim]

Originally posted by kellyrenee
I agree...Nikki. She is the coolest and her hometown is just 20 minutes from mine! Heyyyy! (Texans rule). I'm putting my money on Justin though. Everyone seems to love him.


Yeah, what's up with that? He has a decent voice and all that but I don't know, not who I would vote for. Not for what they are going for anyway.


I can't see you wathing this show. That is SO funny!

And why not? I watch quite a few stupid things on TV. I'm a sucker for this sort of thing. Also, in an odd sort of way, it's educational. You get to see into the mind the average amarican music listener, not to mention the minds of people in the industry.

I say Simon is getting a bad wrap.

[~spi]

Of course avil, middle of the night for you is early evening for the East coast. And as the night gets later I am sure it gets even more crazy. :)

-steve

[Avil]

Profile views!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cool.

OK, now I´ve talked a bit about profile views, I´m not totally off-topic...

And spi, I thought of that too..haha...pretty cool...
Gotta love the differences between Sweden and the US!