why is jupiter so obssesed with England??

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Mexicans started the Wave in sporting events, and Jup was the first to start running naked on the soccer field during a professional game. about 10 years ago.....during an April 13 game between Leeds United and New Castle United
While the drama student's 88th-minute nude sprint earned him massive crowd applause, edgy police were far less enthusiastic.
Tackled and arrested immediately, Jup spent
nearly two days in jail before the British district court convicted him of public disorder on April 15 and expelled him for two years. He was given three days to leave the country.
...indeed children.. jup is Brit!

[~Kirlian Blue]

Because Kirlian Enjoys his Pints of Cider/Snakebites , Sleezy Soho,Pie & Mash, Afternoon Tea with the Duchess. Down the booza with the rif raf for the England Game. Magic Mushrooms from Goth Central(camden town), The Millenium Dome(worlds biggest joke). Electric Dreams,Baker street good for boozers and the sherlock holmes museam. His palace is there(Windsor Castle)

Canal boats and fetish partys and to hang around with the sick and twistes Though Criminals and piss of Tony Blair!

[~intervox]

lol, talk about taking the piss...

[~melibita]

::blinks:: okaaaay

[~Jupiter 4]

Why is Jup so obsessed with Britain?

The divine right of royalty, the most excellent navy ever launched, culture, Shakespeare, Duran, Saville Row, Lord Nelson, The New Romantic Movement, Double Decker buses, Meat Pies, Cockney Slang, Elizabeth Hurley and Keira Knightley, The House of Lords, Skiffle Music...

Adam and the Antz, Bow Wow Wow, the WASP synth, Southampton, the Countryside, The Queen Mum, Arsenal, Public Houses, The House of Commons, Privateers, Twinings, JK Rowling, The Thought Criminals, Boddingtons...

And that is just a short list!

[~cliffwalk]

*In pee wee herman voice*

Well if you love it so much why don't you marry it??

;)

I'd love to visit England... actually most of Europe... we did Australia for our honeymoon... Maybe when the young ladies are old enough to appreciate it a little (5/6 years)

Dave

[~Jupiter 4]

I think that someone was watching VH1's "I Love the 80s Strikes Back" yesterday--no names, right Cliffy?

[NJOberheim]

I searched and searched through you list Jup and I still can't seem to see Depeche any where. Let me go take another look. Perhaps I just missed it. :)

[~d3lions]

Originally posted by Jupiter 4
Why is Jup so obsessed with Britain?

The divine right of royalty, the most excellent navy ever launched, culture, Shakespeare, Duran, Saville Row, Lord Nelson, The New Romantic Movement, Double Decker buses, Meat Pies, Cockney Slang, Elizabeth Hurley and Keira Knightley, The House of Lords, Skiffle Music...

Adam and the Antz, Bow Wow Wow, the WASP synth, Southampton, the Countryside, The Queen Mum, Arsenal, Public Houses, The House of Commons, Privateers, Twinings, JK Rowling, The Thought Criminals, Boddingtons...

And that is just a short list!

JUp, how could you forget "MANCHESTER UNITED"???!!!!!!
Whats this about ARSENAL?????!!!!!!!

Red Devils!!!!!!

AL

[~Jupiter 4]

Look close Obie--

...and Depeche Mode!

See? Didn't forget!

[NJOberheim]

:) i never doubted for a sec.

[~paxyll]

Originally posted by marion banner
Mexicans started the Wave in sporting events, and Jup was the first to start running naked on the soccer field during a professional game. about 10 years ago.....!

Actually, the wave started at the University of Washington here in Seattle, Wa in the late 70s...

[~Jupiter 4]

I thought they did the wave in Ancient Rome at the Colisseum--but, I might be wrong!

[~d3lions]

Originally posted by paxyll


Actually, the wave started at the University of Washington here in Seattle, Wa in the late 70s...

I read about that a few years back. Can't remember where.
But, I belive the reason Marion said "THe Mexicans started the wave" is because it wasn't notice till the 1986 Soccer Wolrd Cup, which was held in Mexico. After that, it took the world by storm.

[~scuba_cop]

jup really did that?! huh?!

[Electroswank]

i thought he was so obsessed with England cos he's really Terry Hall.

huh! learn something new every damn day

XO

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he just likes to be naked:nod:LOL

[~Bornslippy]

Why is Jup man obsessed with England?

my theory is

he likes pale ale women *wink
he luvs New Castle, Boddingtons like me

he likes snobbish conservative sophisticated high strung cold women *l.o.l.. really

and he

used to love the group

OASIS


l.o.l..

btw if i'm not mistaken

he also has a car where the driver seat is to the right.... I also believe that one time he took his driving ed crourse, he intentionally drove on the left side of the road...

[~cliffwalk]

Originally posted by Jupiter 4
I think that someone was watching VH1's "I Love the 80s Strikes Back" yesterday--no names, right Cliffy?

ahem... no! i wouldn't watch such dribble...

i dismiss popular culture and everything to do with the MTV generation... especially anything that considers "Freefalling" a breakup song....

dave

[~scuba_cop]

"freefalling"? a breakup song? it sounds like its just about being on drugs...in LA, right? maybe not...cant remember that tune...

[~Daft Monk]

Originally posted by scuba_cop
jup really did that?! huh?!

Well, you don't really think he spends ALL his time on EGN now do you?

[~melibita]

Originally posted by Bornslippy


and he

used to love the group

OASIS.

Don't forget those ¤¤¤¤in' scones. ;)

"Freefallin'" is based in LA yes. That is a nice love song. Tom Petty and the Heart Breakers are great.

[~La Marquise]

Originally posted by Jupiter 4
Why is Jup so obsessed with Britain?

The divine right of royalty, the most excellent navy ever launched, culture, Shakespeare, Duran, Saville Row, Lord Nelson, The New Romantic Movement, Double Decker buses, Meat Pies, Cockney Slang, Elizabeth Hurley and Keira Knightley, The House of Lords, Skiffle Music...

Adam and the Antz, Bow Wow Wow, the WASP synth, Southampton, the Countryside, The Queen Mum, Arsenal, Public Houses, The House of Commons, Privateers, Twinings, JK Rowling, The Thought Criminals, Boddingtons...

And that is just a short list!

Nice start, mate! Don't forget your secret desire to live in bloody Milton Keynes and of course your obbession with Posh and Becks. LOL

Originally posted by marion banner
he just likes to be naked:nod:LOL

I missed seeing Jup naked in London?! Can you be hired for parties, Jup? You can fly over with me at the end of the week. I'm having a Christmas party at my flat in London and I need to book the entertainment soon. My flat is situated in Mayfair, so you might even meet the Queen as we're practically neighbors, just across Green Park. Oh, and if you need proof of my residency in Mayfair, just ask Kirlian. He can vouch for me. It would be lovely to have you in London, Jup!

[~intervox]

mayfair? You lucky slag ;) live on park then, eh? good on you china. If jup starts celebrating guy fawkes day, we've got a problem! :laugh:

[~Ashe]

I thought Jup was obsessed with me .. after all .. he took me to the prom

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Originally posted by La Marquise
I missed seeing Jup naked in London?! Can you be hired for parties, Jup? You can fly over with me at the end of the week. I'm having a Christmas party at my flat in London and I need to book the entertainment soon. My flat is situated in Mayfair, so you might even meet the Queen as we're practically neighbors, just across Green Park. Oh, and if you need proof of my residency in Mayfair, just ask Kirlian. He can vouch for me. It would be lovely to have you in London, Jup!

:laugh::laugh::laugh: lol jup will you be able for my birthday?? is in july so you have some time to think about it:nod: it would be a nice gift if you let me hired you;)lol

[~ericrypt]

I wonder if Jup has an array of costumes for these party "performances"?

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i'm sure he does check out the mees he did with his nudity!!!
http://www.clublaugh.com/item.php?id=267

[~ericrypt]

Whoa! Must've been cold!

[~La Marquise]

Originally posted by intervox
mayfair? You lucky slag ;) live on park then, eh? good on you china. If jup starts celebrating guy fawkes day, we've got a problem! :laugh:

I might be a slag :), but I only live in Mayfair for about 2.5 months a year. I will be back in Mayfair at the end of the week for the holidays, actually. But, if I get my position at Goldsmiths and move to London perminantly, I will be living in New Cross, so no more posh luxery for me. Back to the real world, if there is such a thing. LOL

Originally posted by marion banner
:laugh::laugh::laugh: lol jup will you be able for my birthday?? is in july so you have some time to think about it:nod: it would be a nice gift if you let me hired you;)lol

Why don't you fly over the Atlantic with Jup for my party so that you can get a preview for your birthday? :) He will be dressed as a French maid, only he doesn't know this yet. Well, now he does. We could make a Jup porno film and sell it on the Internet--Jup Does London. ;)

Jup, when are you going to RSVP, dear?

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Originally posted by La Marquise
Why don't you fly over the Atlantic with Jup for my party so that you can get a preview for your birthday? :) He will be dressed as a French maid, only he doesn't know this yet. Well, now he does. We could make a Jup porno film and sell it on the Internet--Jup Does London. ;)

Jup, when are you going to RSVP, dear?

i love this idea!!!i hope he's not too expensive, tough we can earn lots of many with that movie!!!;) who doesn't want to see jup dressed as a french maid?!!LOL

[~Kirlian Blue]

If you lived here us Thought Criminals would play in your garden Jupiter lol

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aaawww nice avatar!!:)

[~Kirlian Blue]

lol marrion well we are sluts we are the new gods and we're comeing town!:)lol

[~Ashe]

i agree KB .. nice avatar ....dont forget to come to Cleveland

[~intervox]

speaking of which, where is jup today?

[NJOberheim]

I was wondering the same thing. He was only supposed to be out one day. Dammit Jup! I hate you!!!

:) j/k!!

[~ericrypt]

no way, I was coming into this thread and gonna post the same thing! Where is that guy? Guess we're all a little bummed when the ol' boy's not around.

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jup you're going to pay for this!:mad:, you promised to tell us when you were leaving us:( :( where are you? OHH!where are you?!!!!

[NJOberheim]

Maybe Jup exceeded his yearly posting limit. :(

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there's a yearly posting limit???, no there's not such a thing!!!:( is it?:(

[~ericrypt]

too funny! Maybe he's "incapacitated" at the moment. A man's got to soil his oats every once in a while......

[NJOberheim]

:) Nah, but if there were, Jup would have exceeded it.

[~Jupiter 4]

Tut, tut, Sirs and Madames, I am your ever humble and obidient servant. Now, I was in the wilds of Denver, damn their eyes, in search of the perfect omlette and presenting at a conference. Bloody boring, cold, &c. Though I am prone to lament this unfortunate trip, the upside is that I found comfort in speaking with some kindred spirits from London and Scotland, who regaled me with tales of the promised land!

Long story short, I have returned, missing you all terribly!

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yes he would:nod:

aawwww so sweet welcome home!!:), we missed you too:( don't leave us like that again jupi:( :laugh:

[NJOberheim]

Welcome back Jup!

Be strategic with your 50 posts today! Don't want you to run out too soon. :)

[~Jupiter 4]

I see that in my absence, someone has spoilt my perfect ratings. Rascals! Someone was bound to tire of my incessant babbling!

[NJOberheim]

You know, I noticed that. I wasn't sure if it had been like that for a while. Any idea who u pissed off?

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you're right!!!:eek: what kind of sick person could do that?!!!!:mad::mad:

do you have any clue??

whoever you are prepare yourself to be destroyed!!

[~Jupiter 4]

Well, I am sure that I've put someone off...but, ratings are just ratings, and we've all had poor reviews at some point. Perchance someone had become ruffled at my absence?

Well, its not important anyway! I hope that all have been well and in good spirits! I am scouring the threads to see what you've all been up to!

[~ericrypt]

Welcome back buddy, Jup rules! I have all his albums! Good to hear everything's A-O-K

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yes:loco:check out specially this one, you have some job offers;)

[~Jupiter 4]

I've a viate prepared...I need to accumulate enough frequent flyer miles...does the stripper plan include benefits?

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there are so many benefits jupi!! so many women sreaming, 'we want to see those pants OFF'!!, and all the attention on you, thats the rewardLOL:laugh:

[~melibita]

Welcome back, Mr. 4. We have missed you. Enjoy your stay. :D

[~Jupiter 4]

Oh, thank you dear Meli! I'm back at least over the holidays...flew in the cursed middle seat between a man who kept tapping his fingers throughout the flight and another who was falling asleep, endangered of putting his head upon my shoulder. Then, upon arrival at LAX, I was headed out of long-term parking, and a cowboy (I suspected as such, for he was wearing a large cowboy hat and boots) in front of me did not have any means of paying his way out, so we all had to back up and wait again in an agonizing line...Ugh! Travel!

[~melibita]

Where did you go Jupe?

[~Jupiter 4]

Denver, Colorado. One of our funders held a two-day conference...so, I went to present some of our findings (right around finals, too!). The hotel was great! But, downtown Denver was all but empty at night!

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whats on that avatar?, where's the brit flag??:(

[~Jupiter 4]

Oh, Marion, I know its hard to see. Its the Master and Commander poster I ordered from E-Bay--along with my dog's XMAS present that I also ordered on E-Bay!!

[~intervox]

there he is :)

[~ericrypt]

what did you get your pooch for Xmas?

[~Jupiter 4]

Easy-Ecrypt, I got my dog a "Talking Dory" from the movie "Finding Nemo." He found one on one of his walks and would always carry it with him, and treat it like his baby. Lo and behold, he lost it a few days later and showed a certain melancholy. We rented "Finding Nemo" one night, and he kept staring at the screen, longing after her! So, since he has been a good boy all year, I invested in having it shipped to him for a Happy Christmas!

[NJOberheim]

awww. what a good daddy. what does the Talking Dory say? Is it for King Arfur?

[~Jupiter 4]

Yes, for the King, Obie! It just kind of goes, "Wooo Wooo." I think that it was a toy given out at McDonald's, but damn me if he did not love it as his own!

[~intervox]

how cool! :) you're an awesome dad, jup :)

[~Jupiter 4]

Thank you, Voxy! Now, I don't want Mrs. Jup to think that the dog is favoured over her--or Princess for that matter...I think that she would be happy with an old sock (that's the dog, not Mrs. Jup)--unless the sock was from Tiffany's!

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:laugh::laugh:
so cute jupi, and what are you giving Mrs jup for Xmas??

[~ericrypt]

How thoughtful! Sure is a lucky dog!

[~Jupiter 4]

Thanks, Eazy! Marion, I don't know. I suppose I might wind up 'updating' her wedding ring with a larger stone...a true bunny--loves carats!

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Originally posted by Jupiter 4
Thanks, Eazy! Marion, I don't know. I suppose I might wind up 'updating' her wedding ring with a larger stone...a true bunny--loves carats!

thats such a great idea:nod:!! very romantic
you know what they say...'diamonds are a girls best friends' or something like thatLOL

if so...this girl must be lonelyLOL

[~Jupiter 4]

I 'd love any other suggestions...but, I know that she loves jewelery!

[test]

plus 'updating' her wedding ring is very sweet:nod:, but it would be a great surprise if you don't ask her to give you the ring, maybe you can take it from her in her sleep and she thinks she lost it;) and then you surprise her, or you're just buying another one??

[~ericrypt]

I decided to get my wife a very expensive size 6 suit. I know it's something she would wear and love and to match (I am going to have to hold a bake sale to get it) a tennis bracelet. It sucks cause' her birthday is December 23rd so I have to do combo the gifts and try to make each one special.

[~intervox]

Originally posted by Jupiter 4
I see that in my absence, someone has spoilt my perfect ratings. Rascals! Someone was bound to tire of my incessant babbling!

Same thing happened to me, but I know who did it, which was even more surprising because I thought he liked me, lol, oh well, who cares anyway, eh? ;)

[~Jupiter 4]

How did you deduce who commiteth the dastardly deed?

[~scuba_cop]

Originally posted by Jupiter 4
How did you deduce who commiteth the dastardly deed?

what are talking about, i did it...
i gave both of you 1's, -y'know know like "your #1"..........*mmph...mphh*

im kidding...i noticed the post and though i might be able to remedy the problem a bit...but a 5 wasnt high enough to fix your perfect rating...

oh well now everone is going to thing about one one/thousandth less of you...
:turns sarcasm bot off:

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scuba cop: why are you 100 years?:rolleyes:

[~Kirlian Blue]

Scuba is 100yrs ahead in neo London marion...hes been listening to to much Thought Criminals material of the site. Marion why areyou so naughty lol and where is MASTER BATES and where is Sir Jupilot???:)

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i don't know why i'm naughty, and jup is supposed to be here in a few minutes;)

[~Jupiter 4]

Scuba is quite a wonderful bloke! Had I not known better, I fathomed he might be good old Mark in disguise! But, dear Cop, I shall return the favour happliy to you!

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he's not good old mark:eek: but lets ask lords kirlian now that he's here;)

[NJOberheim]

Originally posted by intervox

Same thing happened to me, but I know who did it, which was even more surprising because I thought he liked me, lol, oh well, who cares anyway, eh? ;)

Why anyone would give you or jup a bad rating is beyond me. (well, with the exception of Fen :)). You guys are nice to everyone. I guess you can't please everyone.

So, lets start the gossiping (im sure Marion will like this. :)). Who do u think did it?

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lol Obie you know me so well::evil smiles::

someone voted me 1 when i had a perfect rating but you all know who was it;):mad:

[~Jupiter 4]

Well, everyone on my list is near and dear to me, so, perchance its a phantom! Maybe its the French!

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as for jup i have no idea:( don't you realize what new votes do you have? scuba cop voted you but he's cool....let's the witch hunting beginslol

[~intervox]

Originally posted by NJOberheim


Why anyone would give you or jup a bad rating is beyond me. (well, with the exception of Fen :)). You guys are nice to everyone. I guess you can't please everyone.

So, lets start the gossiping (im sure Marion will like this. :)). Who do u think did it?

lol, i know who did mine, it wasn't fen. :laugh: I had just looked out of curiousity right before it got added, and the new screen name popped up, lol. I don't really care about it anyway, just brings things to a new light, lol.

As far as fen, I don't have any hard feelings towards him, we just simply disagreed on a point is all. I wish him all the best in the world. :)

[NJOberheim]

Originally posted by marion banner
as for jup i have no idea:( don't you realize what new votes do you have? scuba cop voted you but he's cool....let's the witch hunting beginslol

Marion,

That wouldn't help cause it could be someone that originally gave Jup a good rating but changed it later cause Jup pissed them off.

[~Jupiter 4]

I am endeavouring to think about who I may have done harm to, and, should the person be reading this thread, do humbly apologise for setting them off!

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but jup is adorable:(

[NJOberheim]

Originally posted by intervox

As far as fen, I don't have any hard feelings towards him, we just simply disagreed on a point is all. I wish him all the best in the world. :)

I know. :) I was just joking with ya. Fen actually has good ideals. He seems to be a caring person (cares about the environment, those less fortunate, etc.). It's just that it seems like he's bitter and angry at the world for some reason. I really don't know him but I think he's good people.

Merry Christmas Fen! :)

Jup,

You want Marion and I to bust some heads? Just say the word buddy. :)

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Originally posted by NJOberheim

Jup,

You want Marion and I to bust some heads? Just say the word buddy. :)


yes you said the word jupi, Obie and i are scandalous!!!lol

[~Kirlian Blue]

did someone say f_u_c_k buddie ??? lol:)

[~melibita]

It is a conspiracy. It was the Soviets who did it, the beginning of their master plan to rise up again.

[~Jupiter 4]

I knew it was the Red Menace! No, no, Obie, you and Marion need not come to my defence! A rating is just that--a rating. That being said, I'll put down the vial of arsenic!