where's Jup?

[~intervox]

Getting a little concerned is all...

[test]

indeed, last time he dissapear something awful happened, where are you jup!!!!!!:confused:

[~Jupiter 4]

Sorry gang! No reason to fear--it was a campus holiday! Took the dogs to the park and the fife to the flicks is all...didn't mean to cause any problems! Back now, though!

[~intervox]

good on you, m8, nice to see you right as rain!

[NJOberheim]

Geez, I was missing all day yesterday and no one even noticed. :(

[test]

good to see you back into the darkness jup:laugh:

[~melibita]

EGN is just not the same without you, Jup. Good to have you back. :)

[~Jupiter 4]

Oh, so happy to be here gang! Saw "Love Actually" -- which was absolutely wonderful!! Nothing like Hugh Grant as the new Prime, going door to door in a dodgy neighbourhood!

[~intervox]

don't forget about Martine McCutcheon, a true lovely. i still can't believe they killed her off of EastEnders, but that was ages ago...

[~Jupiter 4]

Voxy--how could you forget Keira Knightley? She is dead cert!

[~intervox]

nuy, she's common as the day is long. ;)

[~Jupiter 4]

Voxy--she's got the Full Monty, looks and lolly--

[test]

i'm lost, are you talking about dead actors??:rolleyes:

[~conditioner]

Jupiter, I don't care if God himself wants you to walk his dogs. I don't care if it's a campus holiday or a world holiday, or a Madonna "Holi-daay!"
You never ever leave us again. EVER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[~Jupiter 4]

No, no, Marion, Keira Knightley is VERY much alive...she was in "Love Actually" and "Pirates" with that Bloom fellow that Tal is so hot for!

Condy, my dear, I ... don't know what to say (sniff) ...

[~intervox]

no, martine is alive and well, they killed off her charachter in the british show eastenders. she's in the new movie love actually, here's what she looks like:

http://www.martinemccutcheon.com/images/pic2.jpg

Her website is:

http://www.martinemccutcheon.com/indexflash.htm

she's a hottie :nod:

[~Jupiter 4]

Ms. Keira, who they wouldn't dare harm!

[test]

Ms. Keira i think is very cute...

and conditioner, coulnd't say that better!!

and........look at this precious man;)

[~Jupiter 4]

Hallo, Clarisse!

[test]

Originally posted by Jupiter 4
Hallo, Clarisse!


is that you Dr. Lecter?!!!!


::lunatics::LOL

[test]

Tal!!! this is the right thread for you to post preety bloom pics!! for us to to delight!:rolleyes:

[Electroswank]

Jup needs to pace himself during the day - the maxium number of posts per day is 50, and he's such a maniac, by 3pm he's no longer able to post cos he's reached his max! LOL

easy there, tiger.
as they say, best not to blow your wad in one shot.

XO

btw: have you all seen this? (http://www.bimfactor.com/onion)

[test]

ssoo funny swank!!:laugh:

jup didn't reach his limits, thats old;)

[Electroswank]

:D oh i have a feeling, marion... that it's just going to be "one of those days" today. LOL

[test]

i hope!!!...

jup is going to die!! when he sees this!!:laugh:

[~Tal`liyne]

Originally posted by marion banner
Tal!!! this is the right thread for you to post preety bloom pics!! for us to to delight!:rolleyes:

Ask and you shall recieve!!! :):):):)


BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!!!

[test]

ok tal nude pics!!!:o :laugh:

[~Tal`liyne]

....

[~Tal`liyne]

Most easy on the eye is this gem!

[NJOberheim]

Tal,

You know that if it wasn't for the spock ears and the Sissy Spacek hairdo, this guy wouldn't be anything to write home about.

*runs and hides to avoid Tal's wrath*

[~Tal`liyne]

Here in the Modern World of Men!!

[test]

obie!! he's a very preety elf!!;)

and where are the nude pics?:laugh:

[NJOberheim]

I can't believe Marion wants to see Elf porno. :)

[~Tal`liyne]

Originally posted by NJOberheim
Tal,

You know that if it wasn't for the spock ears and the Sissy Spacek hairdo, this guy wouldn't be anything to write home about.

*runs and hides to avoid Tal's wrath*

NJ my friend!

Jealousy doesn't become you! ;)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

I definitely want to be holding him!! :) ;)

[test]

he looks so good in that one!!
and he's evil too!!:laugh::laugh:

:nude,nude,nude:

[~Jupiter 4]

Bugger me! What does this have to do with me, I ask?

[NJOberheim]

Originally posted by Tal`liyne


NJ my friend!

Jealousy doesn't become you! ;)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

I definitely want to be holding him!! :) ;)

I know. :) If he makes our Tal happy, that's all that matters. :)

[~Tal`liyne]

Originally posted by marion banner
obie!! he's a very preety elf!!;)

and where are the nude pics?:laugh:

Yes, he is precioussssss... to me!


Nude pics! :laugh: Sorry dear! For my eyes only! ;)

We don't kiss and tell! ;)

Originally posted by Jupiter 4
Bugger me! What does this have to do with me, I ask?

So sorry Jup,

I was indulging Marion....

and myself! ;) **ahem**

Welcome back mate! :)

[test]

some elf porn would be nice tal:laugh:

i know you all want hopkins pics, but...not today please!:laugh:

[~Tal`liyne]

Originally posted by NJOberheim


I know. :) If he makes our Tal happy, that's all that matters. :)

It makes me most overjoyed NJ! Most overjoyed indeed! Cheers!!

[~Jupiter 4]

How did "Where's Jup?" degenerate into naked elven porn?

[NJOberheim]

Originally posted by Jupiter 4
Bugger me! What does this have to do with me, I ask?

Hey, wait a minute! That's true. Perhaps Jup and Tal are the same person? Hmmmmmm? I never have seen them both together (Come to think of it, I've never seen either of them, but that's neither here nor there).

[~Tal`liyne]

Originally posted by marion banner
some elf porn would be nice tal:laugh:

i know you all want hopkins pics, but...not today please!:laugh:

Elves don't do porn dear!

They are above that! Most skilled in the craft of love-making and pleasures!! **ahem** (I'll leave it at that!) ;)

[test]

Originally posted by Jupiter 4
How did "Where's Jup?" degenerate into naked elven porn?

i have no idea jup:rolleyes: i have nothing to do with it!,( shhh is tal you know how she is...)

[~Tal`liyne]

Very funny!!! hehe ;)

Elf-porno-junkie! (Though there is none!) :laugh:

[test]

Originally posted by Tal`liyne


Elves don't do porn dear!

They are above that! Most skilled in the craft of love-making and pleasures!! **ahem** (I'll leave it at that!) ;)


elves don't do porn!!:eek:

i guess i saw the wrong movie!!:laugh:

[~Jupiter 4]

NJ--How could I be Tal? I am hardly a six foot elven vixen! Hold up...no, still not Tal...Were I Tal, I would certainly indulge my mates with an EGN photo!

[NJOberheim]

True, True. I'll trying anything to get Tal to disprove me by posting a pic. :)

[~Tal`liyne]

Haha.. we are not the same NJ

I am also still in my twenties and definitely female!

Jup's got the profile right though!

Still no pic forrrrr you!! **said like the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld**

[test]

where is the porn?:rolleyes:

[~Jupiter 4]

HEY...are you saying I couldn't pass for being in my 20s?

You aren't Keira Knightley, are you Tal?

[~Tal`liyne]

Originally posted by Jupiter 4
HEY...are you saying I couldn't pass for being in my 20s?

You aren't Keira Knightley, are you Tal?

No discourse to you my mate Jup! It's just that you have your age posted in your stats beneath your avatar!

Ah nooooooo...not Miss Knightly at all!! She's alright!

[~Kirlian Blue]

The Porn Prince is back lol been beusy with music and tring to set up a firm a.s.a.p due to this the Prince of EGN has been quiet... So im glad Jupiter is here as my Press Officer like the remix my son???

[~melibita]

Those Bloom pictures are marvelous but I will pass on the elf porn. :D

[~Tal`liyne]

Hi KB...no need of your royal advisor any more?

Thanks Mel...no Elf-porn...lets keep this clean and profeesional!! ;)

[~Kirlian Blue]

Elf Porn yes please lol anything non professional is what i enjoy but male elfs not my cup of tea .. Tay'line you are my other Royal Advisor......do not worry:)

[~Jupiter 4]

I must sing the praises of Kirilian's work and proclaim that they are more than worthy of listening to again and again. Now, dear Tal, you are the royal advisor on the continent...and I am the emissary here in the colonies!

[~Tal`liyne]

Humble apologies your grace! It's just that you have not required my council of late! :)

[~Jupiter 4]

Ah, Lord Jupiter and Lady Tal! KB needs to complete his government, methinks!

[~Tal`liyne]

His court will cometh together in league soon enough!

[~Jupiter 4]

For that matter, where is Voxy today? He is ususally the sun in the sky here!

[~Kirlian Blue]

I will call apon the court soon!:)

[~Tal`liyne]

Your grace!

We will await your summoning on baited breath! :)

[test]

we miss you when you're not around mark :o

[~Jupiter 4]

Yes, I'll second that without the ivory towers, KB!

[test]

...........

[Electroswank]

ok WTF just happened?

*blink*

[~Tal`liyne]

We've gone off the deep end for good Swank!!! :laugh:

Join us??

[~Jupiter 4]

Half the time I am not sure what is going on--especially in this thread!

[Electroswank]

Tal.. i just came from there and don't feel like packing up and heading back. sorry


did anyone catch this (http://www.bimfactor.com/onion)?

[~cliffwalk]

Originally posted by Jupiter 4
How did "Where's Jup?" degenerate into naked elven porn?

I don't have time to read 4 pages... anyone figure this one out?

;) I love you folks... I'm serious... now that I get only about 15 minutes a day to hang out on here I appreciate how farking hilarious (and verbose) ya'll are.

Peace
dave

[~intervox]

Originally posted by Jupiter 4
How did "Where's Jup?" degenerate into naked elven porn?

It was inevitable, it was only a matter of time... ;)

[~Jupiter 4]

Cliffy, I don't believe that it is a fair characterization to describe one as verbose, especially me, who strives to be as concise as is humanly possible, attempting to stay on target and off tanget. Indeed, to point to me and say "ah, there is someone that is verbose," is completely unwarranted, although not necessarily offencive. So, if you seek to describe someone as verbose, perhaps you should seek them out elsewhere.

...and that's all I gotta say about that.

[NJOberheim]

You know, considering we've found Jup already, what else can we post on this thread if not Elvin porn?

[Electroswank]

Has anyone mentioned DuranPorn(TM) yet?

[~Jupiter 4]

I think that you just have Swank...what exactly is it, if I may ask?

[~intervox]

also known as Taylor™ Porn

[Electroswank]

That's when Amy and I get together and watch rare sexy duran video footage and when we see how hot they look on the screen we let out a really hot "OHHH YEA!" or "OOOH OOH, BABY"
etc... the people downstairs from her apt. must think we're having hot lesbian sex.

These occurances typically happen when we watch certian duran footage and see really hot things like Simon and John really close about to kiss (in our minds perception) or taking off clothing or getting wet... sometimes its something they say or if they give "that look" to the camera.

so i'll tell Kris - ok i'm off to Amy's; we're having a DuranPorn(TM) night.. he knows what i mean - as does Tim, Nigel, Vic and everyone else we know who knows us!

[~Jupiter 4]

Oh, OK, Swank...thanks for that...now I quite understand...

[~djrandeesha]

Speaking of DuranPorn (I don't know how to make the trademark sign), a friend bought the Duran Duran video collection and I finally got to see the uncensored version of Girls on Film. It took me 20 years but it was worth it. :P

[Electroswank]

LOL wow thats a long time to wait to see that.

I remember when i was really young like 13 or so, that video came out on a video 45 - one of my girlfriends at the time got it for her birthday, so naturally we were all there at the party and she popped it in the vcr... not knowing how dirty it was.

we're all watching the first vid. hungry like the wolf, then the uncensored girls on film came on... we started feeling a little wierd, cos her mom was in the room with us watching it..

then, at some raunchy point... her mom "clicks" off the tv and says to us all "hey why dont' you girls go play outside now!"

I have the new dvd too and my favorite is the alt. ending of the girls on film vid. where they hold up a sign at the end that says "some people will do anything to sell records"!

[~Jupiter 4]

Good. Nudity and Duran Duran. Now this is what a "Where's Jup?" thread should include.

[test]

so......

where is the porn?:rolleyes:





i want some nude activity in this thread!!!:laugh: